halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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