don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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