Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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