If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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