i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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