: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
