Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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