I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So much Jack, so little girl.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Randomize
