Well douche your snatch and let's go!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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