a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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