Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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