So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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