are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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