...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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