idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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