He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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