It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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