when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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