We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize
