Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
from now on my penis is your penis
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
ok first of all what the fuck
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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