Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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