Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Boobs are out for the taking
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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