and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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