I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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