We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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