Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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