R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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