She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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