Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
