There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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