sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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