I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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