that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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