Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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