i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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