I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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