if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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