perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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