her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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