is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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