Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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