it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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