Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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