is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
you never un-have a 4some
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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