In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Well I just put wine in my tea
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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