Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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