I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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