can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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