Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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