How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
