never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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